Like me bowling: surprisingly not as bad as you'd think. No. It's not great. It's not even that good, tbh. But this Disney kid sitcom with lacerations, lesbians, and bad language is the best low-budget Blumhouse alternative you'll see streaming this week. Some good directing, great practical effects, and some decent actors rise to the top of the scum sticking to the floors and the bottom of your shoes at the Terrace Lanes Bowling Alley.

>♫ *"Grab your balls, we're going bowling. Grab your balls everyone."* ♫ Nice gross practical effects in the opening scene. The setup isn't too long and the fun starts pretty early. 70 minutes is perfect. Good use of the bowling set and theme, I like the bowling mascot and the bowling related kills. Lots of blood and brutal kills. The father/daughter dynamic is the heart of the movie. As soon as the killer took his mask off and started talking is when it lost a good portion of it's magic. Not a bad idea as a concept but the execution isn't good. A weird way to end it, convenient for the story but not satisfying.