Keith Waterhouse

Diana Dors

Queenie Shepherd

Freddie Fletcher

Raymond Herbert Shepherd

Brian Marshall

Bernard Anthony "Bunny" Shepherd

Barrie Rutter

Douglas Fairbanks Shepherd

Tony Caunter

Jack Henry Shepherd

Lynne Perrie

Mrs Edith Petty

Bryan Mosley

Jeremy, the Landlord

Kathy Staff

Mrs Blakely