This amateur, local theater production could be about a mass murder... where the audience are the victims and boredom is the culprit. "It was the boredom that killed us! We died of boredom!" This is basically preschool children's paintings and you're not the parent. The story was jumbled (it's basically an anthology film of 1) daily life of a gendarme in a sleepy town, 2) a local tragedy, 3) a sailing movie), the directing was muddled and the acting was dubious on several fronts. Look on the bright side, you probably won't even get the choice to avoid this.