Jed Rowen

Pvt. Parts / Harold The Babyboomer Asshole / Johnny Florida / Agent Santori / Cleetus / Mickey Crowbar / Anonymous Worker / Doctor Harry Samuels Beard M.D. / Homeless Joe

Felissa Rose

Carolyn / Tiffany

Richard Grove

Agent David Coleman

Ethan Phillips

Agent Larry Cornbloom

Ford Austin

Sir Lord William J. Dillingsworth Pickenstripe XIV Count Earl of Duke

J.A. Steel

Sexy Bounty Hunter

Mighty Mike Murga

MIkey / Lil' Bruno

Michaelia Carroll

Diamond

Heidi Honeycutt

Bikini Whore

Chris Watson

Mute Boy (as Chuck Fonda)