Sal Mazzotta

Frankie the Squirrel / James Patullo

David Proval

Lucky Smith (segment "Frankie the Squirrel")

Anne McDaniels

Misty (segment "Frankie the Squirrel")

Abe Vigoda

Uncle Morty (segment "Frankie the Squirrel")

Johnny Williams

Tanner (segment "Frankie the Squirrel") (as Johnny 'Roastbeef' Williams)

Chuck Astoria

Rocco (segment "Frankie the Squirrel")

Linda Axelrod

Belle (segment "Frankie the Squirrel")

William DaRuffa

Nicky (segment "Frankie the Squirrel")

Kelly Dansky

Kaye (segment "Frankie the Squirrel")

Richard Hidlebird

Reggie (segment "Frankie the Squirrel")