A shopping mall at night, horny youth, killer robots, guns and lasers, and a very synth heavy soundtrack. No...it's not a Jean Michel Jarre concert, but a pretty watchable little horror flick called Chopping Mall.

Perfect blend of 80s cheese and mindless fun. Also, will be useful as a historical piece when shopping malls no longer exist.

This would’ve looked dated even in the 80’s! So bad it’s terrible. 1/10.

Less of a slasher flick and more like a Sci-Fi terror, Chopping Mall brings the future into the now. A shopping mall installs 3 track-driven robots to perform security once the facility closes down for the night. A group of teens decide to have an after hours party in the bedding store and that's when things go wrong. Lightning strikes the server unit on the roof and the Johnny Fives (Short Circuit) begin running amuck and killing anyone they can catch. With a cast of names nobody will be able to pick out, except for legendary Dick Miller (Gremlins, The Terminator) and a couple of quick hit wonders Kelli Maroney (Night of the Comet, Fast Times at Ridgemont High) and Mary Woronov (Deathrace 2000), terror runs rampant with actually some decent acting. Pure 80s cheese. It gets a 7 out of 10 for not taking itself too seriously and just bringing the fun.

ABSOLUTE FUCKING DOGSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWFUL!!!! !!!!