Starting off with one of the most UN-interesting matches in WWF history, the opening match between "Flash Funk" vs "Leif Cassidy" (later to become the much more intriguing WWF character "Al Snow") was as riveting as watching paint dry. I couldn't get through this one fast enough. Not only were the characters ... well, I mean, they were practically "pre-card" if there is such a thing, and they deserved it... completely yawn-worthy but the obvious bungled moves were just bad. There were some highlights, but overall this was worth skipping through. Next was the tag-team title match between Owen Hart/British Bulldog vs Fake Diesel/Fake Razor Ramon. It goes without saying this (the Fakes) was one of the worst ideas in the history of the WWE, and this match proved it. The one bright spot to this entire match was when "Stone Cold" Steve Austin inserted himself into the match. Glenn Jacobs (the "Fake Diesel") ultimately went on to a great WWF career as "Kane" but the audience was just completely turned off to the whole fake Diesel character and there were absolutely no sparks in this entire match. Like the opening match, I was glad when this one ended. Follow this with a drawn-out interview by the muscular-but-mumbling Ahmed Johnson and Ron Simmons (as "Farooq") and the segue into a routine mid-card match between Marc Mero vs "Hunter Hearst Helmsley" (this was pre-"Triple H" or "The Game") that at least had some action but was still uneventful overall. At least two noteworthy things about the "Armageddon Rules" match between The Undertaker vs The Executioner (Terry "Bam Bam" Gordy of The Fabulous Freebirds): (1) At one point, describing how Paul Bearer "turned his back" and "betrayed" The Undertaker, Jim Ross asks Vince McMahon, _"Have you ever had a friend betray you, Vince? Have you ever had a friend turn their back on you? Huh?"_ Jerry Lawler interrupts by saying _"Have you ever had a friend, Jim Ross?"_ LOL Yeah it was probably scripted for him, but it was still funny, nonetheless. (2) Second thing was when The Undertaker went to throw Mankind (Mick Foley) "through the plate-glass front window" of the model house (used for all the _In Your House_ events), only the "plate-glass window" didn't shatter: the entire false front of a fake house fell over, exposing the spotlights and cameras behind the facade. I'm sure that was never intended, but it was hilarious when the entire "house" fell over. Believe it or not, however, those were the only memorable things about the entire match, with (possibly) the awful scenario of the "Security" trying to put a straightjacket on Mankind. If that was "Security", we're all in trouble. LOL What a mess that whole match was. The final match - only slightly more interesting than anything else on the card - was the championship match between "Psycho" Sid Vicious vs Bret Hart. It was actually a great match (which is saying a lot for any match involving Sid) but was more of a lead-in to the lifelong feud between Bret Hart and Michael Hickenbottom. Good match, better ending, and an adequate way to end a very mediocre card.