Mackenzie Astin

The Male

Carmen Electra

The Female

David Hyde Pierce

The Narrator

Markus Redmond

The Male's Friend

Lucy Liu

The Female's Asian Friend

Lisa Rotondi

The Female's Slutty Friend

Sharon Wyatt

The Male's Mother

Jack Kehler

The Male's Father

Leo Rossi

The Female's Father

Antonette Saftler

The Female's Mother