Keaton Shaffer

Crabman / Paparazzi / Mr. News Anchor / Podcaster 2

Seth Buraglio

Jimmy / Ernest Fairfield / "Falcon Guy" Actor / Pat Maweeni / Robert "Angela" Smith

Will

Newscaster 1

Leo

Newscaster 2 / Picture-Taker

Roman

Podcaster 1

Gannon

Rapscallion

Micah

Passenger Rapscallion

Mary

Driver Rapscallion

Carrie

John's Mom

Anthony

Robert Rodriguez