Caller Matt: Favorite part of FC? Discuss the fish's actions and the tank. | Caller Sally: Discuss the fish's personalities. Finds the eel and doesn't get $100 Olive Garden giftcard | Guest Win: Discuss Puffy's curved tail, the fake coral, and the fish's characteristics. | Caller Kim: Do fish chew their food? Can they see straight? Which is the most delicious? | Win feeds the fish | Caller Matt: Discuss with Win the pH balance of the tank | Call Papa John's and the fish market

Caller sings FishCenter theme song | Caller Sally: Calls about her giftcard and tries to name Tank, "Sally" | Guest Win explains why the tank is cloudy | Call Olive Garden | Max sings and plays jingles | Sam and Molly Harrigan calls the show and ask questions

Caller Bradley discusses fish recipes and his NY life | Fish standings and popularity rankings | Play "The Fish Song" | Max S. calls from GA Aquarium | Discuss the most famous fish in film | Now it's feeding time! Includes mini fish and crawfish for food. | Singing caller returns and sings the heavy action song

Plays "The Fish Song" | Call secret guest and discuss the show and secret's bad eye | Caller Sally: Guesses the secret guest's name and doesn't get the prize | Max plays jingles and sings about fish | Caller Tom: Discusses his boat in Athens and the fish's behavior | Odd pre-recorded message with test-to-landline | Critical constructive criticism toward the show overall

Caller informs that sand is fish remains | Questions about fish food and feeding times while feeding fish | Max tells the fish a joke and they sing "Happy Birthday" to his mom | Call from a cat | Call Ned - keeper of the tank | Caller David - discuss the tank, David's boss, and his personal life | Sally leads a fish prayer

Read letters from viewers (notably Daniel Day-Lewis) | Keep hanging up on callers and discuss pictures submitted | Lydia's fish and Little Mermaid story | Play game "Guess That Fish?" | Call from Sparkle Hooves (little gay horse that lives in Atlanta) | Insults Techwood worker with repetitive questions | Introduce Zach and his poems

Severe technical difficulties | Introduce ... and his poem over the green screen | Call Dr. Tristan Rich - surgery on fish's brain tumor | Introduce new camera inside the tank and in the freezer | Call Lee's Scuba Co. (DiveDiveDive) to be their sponser | Talk to Chris (writer) about ACDC and donuts | Max create animation with fan Jeremy's head on a fish