Season 9
The Coolest Death Ever!
Niiiice.
Why Bernie Sanders Is Actually Winning
Did you remember to subtract then re-add the super delegates?
The 7 Impressions Dudes Always Do
Alright, alright, alright…
When You Don’t Recognise a Friend Request
It’s an elementary act of deduction.
The Opposite of a Wing Man
Every young Lothario needs a trusty albatross to balance out the wing man.
If Adult Cereals Had Mascots
Silly breakfast mascot, everyone knows oatmeal is for sad adults!
When Your Facebook Thread Gets Hijacked
You see, this is our Facebook thread now.
When “Sure” Actually Means “No”
Just say no.
You Can Be Terrible If You Call It “Self-Care”
It’s not selfish if you neeeeed it.
Our Ninja Sketch Got Whitewashed
The beloved, classic tale of a failing foreign culture saved by a white man.
These Sketch Pitches Are Too Personal
At least Grant thinks they’re funny.
What You Hope Happens When You Share a YouTube Video
Some people see nothing special in sharing funny Internet videos, but they’re wrong.
Shopping for a New Version of You
Are you the kind of bad bitch who wears $500 t-shirts just because?
After Four Sneezes the World Turns against You
Four sneezes deep and you’re just a terrorist to goodwill and productivity.
It Will Never Be Cold Again!
Do you know anyone at the North or South pole who might want our fleece-lined boxers?
Crap! You Like an Old Instagram Post!
For a totally believable story you’re gonna need a truly embarrassing photo.
You Weren’t “Born in the Wrong Decade”
We would have crushed it in the 1770s.
This Thumbnail Is a Butt
Sometimes all you wanna do is slap a butt on a thumbnail and go the eff home.
How Uber Rides Are like First Dates
Who talks first? And what if he’s wearing terrible cologne? And what if we get murdered?
Facebook’s Algorithm Is like the Mafia
If you want people to see your little “YouTubes,” you best throw us some dough, capisce?
If Sex Talk Was like Office Talk
Putting the “W” in “NSFW”.
Strip Clubs Suck
Nothing we love more than hangin’ with our buds when we’re horny!
Trustworthy Reviews from 500 Assholes
A-holes’ opinions are meaningless, unless there’s 500 of them.
What to Do in an Earthquake
Everybody knows earthquakes are more afraid of you than you are of them.
Bring Your F*ck-Up Sibling to Work Day
If you’re not sure you have one, you might be one.
If Internet Ads Were Salesmen
You’ve got high standards, and we’ve got the high quality goods to match.
Everything Is Too PC These Days
Isn’t that technically a microaggression?
Donald Trump Will Never Be President… or Will He?
It’s crazy to think that buffoon could ever win an election.
Why Summer Is Women’s Winter
When spring turns to summer/And there are blossoms on the trees/The August air doth turn to ice/And all the women freeze!
Bond with Strangers by Mocking Your Friends
What are we supposed to do, make normal small talk?
Canceling Plans Showdown
A nail biting contest of irresponsibility.