Specials
Welcome, Children! Join Curtis himself as he teaches you everything you’ll need to know in order to prepare yourself and others for The Return! In this series of informational and fun lessons you’ll learn how to wash hands, find corners, and share a meal with all your friends.
Lesson #5: Creativity
Curtis teaches us how we can have fun while still being vigilant for the Return. Reece tells us about a play he wanted to perform in.
Lesson 8: Altruism
Sharing your "bounty" is key to preparation for The Return. If you had to gather all your possessions and your friends how quickly could you do it?
Lesson 13: Cleanliness
What if The Return happened right now? Are you surrounded by objects? Would you know how to get out? Cleaning clears pathways for sight and movement.
Lesson 28: Water
There is more to convincing yourself of the truth. Part of it is convincing others. What can you do to convince someone of something?
Lesson 56: Cleanliness II
The Children have made an error in judgment. Important lessons are reinforced.
Lesson 98: Interstellar Telepathic Communication
TAL:250:GO:130:SI:730:YOB bitch!