Peter and Annie discover Tim's not graduating college and he's sleeping with the next-door neighbor; Todd's cheating on his fiancée and Sara's developed an odd attachment to a bird.

Annie tries to drive a wedge between Tim and Maggie. Meanwhile, Todd is forced to choose between his girlfriend and his fiancée.

Sara goes on blind dates with Peter's patient and Tim's guidance counselor.

Peter and Annie are mortified when they discover people are gossiping about their family. Meanwhile, the kids band together to get out of attending a book drive.

Peter and Annie make plans to smoke a joint on Halloween.