A tourist convinced he's still in Texas gets collared for carrying a compound bow on the Strip, a little person with a big buzz makes a play for one of the female officers, and a drunken, gun-toting tourist gets gang-tackled by Vegas finest.

A tourist joyride comes to an abrupt halt when TJ spots a beer bottle hanging from the passenger-side door, a drunk and belligerent foreigner gets caught with his pants down, and a tourist under the l

A tourist joyride comes to an abrupt halt when TJ spots a beer bottle hanging from the passenger-side door, a drunk and belligerent foreigner gets caught with his pants down, and a tourist under the l

Sergeant Tom Jenkins goes hands-on when a tourist lets it all hang out on the Strip, UFC fighter-turned-Vegas cop, Officer Josh Haynes, teaches a couple of soused-up servicemen a lesson, and a flamboy

TJ encounters the ghost of Michael Jackson on the Strip, a couple of locals turn the fountain at Caesar's Palace into their own personal swim-up bar, and tourist learns the hard way that heavy drinkin

A drunken high-roller gets a little too close for comfort with Vegas' finest, a couple of working girls give cops the lowdown on the local exchange rate, and a heartbroken young man gets busted for getting touch-feely on the Strip.