Kurt Braunohler sets off on a mission to jet ski from Chicago to New Orleans and hits his first obstacle almost immediately.

Kurt and the crew find themselves floating in the Illinois River, low on both gas and morale.

Kurt and the crew scramble to find gas and wind up docking in a dangerous stretch of electrified water.

While trying to orchestrate a publicity stunt in St. Louis, Kurt and Jon Daly run into trouble with the National Park Service.

After traveling through a polluted stretch of the Mississippi and into a more beautiful one, Kurt reflects on his trip so far.

Kurt visits the residents of Kaskaskia, one of the smallest towns in Illinois, and presents them with a special gift.

Kurt officiates a jet-ski wedding and clashes with the marine team when he refuses to wait out a rainstorm.

Kurt starts a jet-ski gang with Kyle Kinane and performs stand-up at a biker bar in Tennessee.

The crew finally reaches New Orleans, where Kurt meets up with Kristen Schaal and celebrates with a parade through town.