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February 7, 2019·13 épisodes·50min
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The First Guy To Ever Commit A Crime
E1

The First Guy To Ever Commit A Crime

Why can't I just take anything I want though?

2min·Feb 7, 2019
The First Guy To Ever Write Fiction
E2

The First Guy To Ever Write Fiction

Here's a thing that I imagined happened and now we can all pretend like it did!

1min·Apr 10, 2019
The First Guy To Ever Have A Name
E3

The First Guy To Ever Have A Name

Hey person, what's your sound?

3min·Jun 2, 2019
The First Guy To Ever Be A Toxic Fan
E4

The First Guy To Ever Be A Toxic Fan

Heyyyyyy I like that noise you made.

2min·Jul 7, 2019
The First Guy To Ever Own A Cat
E5

The First Guy To Ever Own A Cat

This video is about a cat, and there is a cat in the video.

4min·Jul 31, 2019
The First Guy To Ever Punch Someone
E6

The First Guy To Ever Punch Someone

He who does the painful hand thing holds the ultimate power.

3min·Aug 12, 2019
The First Guy To Ever Clean Himself
E7

The First Guy To Ever Clean Himself

I'm gonna smell like flowers.

5min·Sep 2, 2019
The First Guy To Ever Be An Artist
E8

The First Guy To Ever Be An Artist

Hey good news I moved a bunch of colours around on some paper and now it kind of looks like you.

6min·Sep 11, 2019
The First Guy To Ever Make A Commercial
E9

The First Guy To Ever Make A Commercial

6min·Oct 4, 2019
The First Guy To Ever Wear A Costume
E10

The First Guy To Ever Wear A Costume

It's fun to pretend like you're not yourself for a little bit!

3min·Oct 31, 2019
The First Guy To Ever Dream
E11

The First Guy To Ever Dream

I hallucinated about you while I was asleep and now I'm mad at you.

6min·Nov 16, 2019
The First Guy To Ever Celebrate Christmas
E12

The First Guy To Ever Celebrate Christmas

Christmas is the great time of year when an old man breaks in and leaves you stuff because it's someone's birthday (but not yours)

4min·Dec 13, 2019
The First Guy To Ever Kidnap Someone
E13

The First Guy To Ever Kidnap Someone

5min·Dec 27, 2019