Season 1
Firefly, Star Wars Jizz Bands, Daenerys Targaryen’s Dragons
The “jizz” part is not incorrect.
Return of the Jedi, Hodor, Quidditch
For people who know more about Pokemon than they do about real animals alive on the planet.
Fellowship of the Ring, Mortal Kombat, Bowser’s Children
The secret underneath Gandalf’s robe.
Watto’s Beard, D&D, Deathly Hallows
What’s the one thing nerds like more than Pokemon, LOTR, and Star Wars combined? Correcting people.
Slytherin, Star Wars, Scarecrow
That scarecrow’s packing heat.
Monsters, Moogles, and Side Mirrors
Aslan takes a hard line on lipstick.
House Crests, House Crushings, and the Kongs
The Kongs have a lot to discuss in family therapy.
Make-Up, Maps, and Mythical Dragons
Xanth Man Starts Brawl in Waffle House.
Star Trek, Schwarzenegger, and Stoker
Seriously though, that one Digimon looks straight out of Itchy & Scratchy.