In an effort to impress his girlfriend Fiona, Jim learns to play Golf so he can play with her dad. Brian lends Jim his friend's cherished clubs. While practising at home, Ernie turns up with some advice and has a little practice. On the green, Fona's dad is livid when he discovers how poorly Jim plays.

When two military police come calling, Jim sees the perfect way to evict his squatter.

Jim is rudely awoken with a hangover by Moggs, who comes round to complain about the noise of a party Jim had the previous night. Wanda pops round and she discovers a false leg in Jim's bed, which the two realise belongs to Fred Burrows and Wanda had helped him remove it and use it as a yard of ale glass.