Some will enjoy the slow burn of "The Evictors". I normally have the attention span to let a movie take its time getting to the conflict and the climax. But not much goes on in this and I kept wondering when something was going to happen. The opening scenes tell the origin story of the Evictors and those moments are the movie's high point. Oh, except for a guy that appears outside a window during a lightning strike. When that happened, I thought "alright, now we are getting somewhere". I was wrong.