Okay, I downgraded my rating to "4 Poor" because it basically deserves it. A fat, overdressed, bulky Steven Seagal had enough energy in his bloated, pasta-filled carcass to muster up about 10 seconds TOTAL of fight time in the entire movie...and that's divided up among 2 or maybe 3 "fight" scenes. It was pathetic...and I'm a diehard Seagal fan. This smelly pile of fly-infested carp (yes, I'm borrowing from Scott Adams' _Dilbert_ character) had one redeeming factor: It was "only" 90 minutes long…and thankfully 10-15 minutes of those were opening/closing credits where you weren't subjected to the atrocity of this story. What a steaming pile. Where to begin? I don't want to waste a lot of time and try to conceal spoilers; all I can say is, don't watch this. This is just pukealicious awful. This is just...this is just awful. Seagal has never been Academy Award-winning acting material, but at least as a tough guy he comes across as semi-believable. Here, he.... ai yi yi.... I'm lost for words. This thing just reeked. In my defense, I watched it only because I'm on some sick suicide mission to watch every Steven Seagal movie he starred in and I went into this one **knowing** it would be bad, but determined to get myself through it so I could (hopefully) watch another one that would replace my concept of Steven Seagal. Here's hoping that the next Seagal movie gives me **_at least_** a moment's reprieve from having watched this. I have to say this, however: there was one statement made in the course of the movie that was absolutely spot-on and yet terrifyingly true at the same time. _"The smart bombs of the future will be microscopic. Germs are cheap…and they don't kill buildings."_

Holy mother of christ! This is one of the, if not the, worst Steven Seagal movie of all time. Zero action, stupid plot, bad acting, horrible camera work. Please do not watch movie, ye be warned.

I feel that giving this even a "5 Meh" rating is being generous. There were far too many things about this that were just .... You know what? I think I'm gonna change my rating.