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When a girl has a heart of stone, there's only one way to melt it. Just add Ice.
Freewheeling, motorcycle-riding musician Johnny rolls into a small town with his band, and meets Kathy, an honor student who catches his eye. Meanwhile, Kathy's father, after being in the Witness Protection Program, is finally tracked down by two corrupt cops he escaped from years ago, who want the money he owes them.
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...merry christmas eve i guess
There's no plot, no characters, and Rob Van Winkle is one of the lamest people to ever exist. But the cinematographer makes it all look good.
So I watched Vanilla Ice while smoking Vanilla Ice, and no amount of it can make this any less cringe.