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When all else fails, they don't.
From the Egyptian desert to deep below the polar ice caps, the elite G.I. JOE team uses the latest in next-generation spy and military equipment to fight the corrupt arms dealer Destro and the growing threat of the mysterious Cobra organization to prevent them from plunging the world into chaos.
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I haven't seen it since it was released but on the rewatch it was still a fun romp. Classic tropes. Nothing original. Just plain fun.
If anxiety was a movie. Lot of action and threats and adrenaline and hyped music and shouting but nothing's going on. Worth it to see Rachel Nichols in various outfits.
What. A. Snooze. Whew. Watched for WHM.
What a waste of time a really bad movie
Due to circumstances beyond my control I have seen "G.I.Joe: Rise of the Cobra" twice in theaters and it doesn't get any better or worse on repeat viewings it just flies by you with action scenes from start to finish. Crashes explosions and chases make up its runtime. The only sequence that had any impact was the chase through Paris when Ripcord and Duke wear "super suits" to pursue the baddies. The funniest thing to note is that in their haste to catch the bad guys and save the Eiffel Tower they destroy about a hundred cars and with it must kill or injure a lot of drivers and passengers. There is a LOT of CGI in this movie and it's very easy to spot. In fact its practically a cartoon in many places. Channing Tatum plays "Duke" who I guess is the primary hero of the movie and he is as vanilla as good guys come. Stephen Sommers directed this which explains why the CGI gave me bad "Van Helsing" flashbacks.