BOO @ ABC FOR PULLING JIMMY KIMMEL BOO

Go back to "The Man Show" with your better half Adam Carolla, and let Jon Stewart take control instead so we can finally enjoy something better. (We know your a democrat so why bother sharing your empty views on live television)

They classify this as a comedy but I didn’t hear any jokes.

I just lost a bet. I didn't believe this guy has had show since 2003! The only way to explain this is to go back to the great Bill Hick's 1989 _Sane Man_ when he described, in great detail how, once a year, Dick Clark would remove his rubber face mask to reveal that he was actually a a cloven-hoofed, horned wolverine--call in John Davidson, who would obligingly part his tan buttocks to allow the wolverine to mount him, all to the song "Lady" by Kenny Rogers, and it would deposit it's demon seed into the bowels of John Davidson. Later, in the off-season, Davidson would swell up and poop out TV stars like Geraldo Rivera. If Bill had lived, he'd have updated that bit to include this mook, Kimmel.