Dani Thompson

Paula Valentine / Rose / Miss Dani Teeze / Suzanna Diamond

Martin W. Payne

The Proprietor

Laurence R. Harvey

Vic Vorley / Chode the Toad / Major Tinto

Stella Paris

Stripper (segment "Mary Whitehouse, You're a...")

Ayvianna Snow

Ilsa Lall / Eyeball Victim

Charlie Bond

Biscuit / Mary Whitehouse

Georgina Dugdale

Lemora Lachrymose (segment "These Burnt Children")

Pauline Peart

The Curator #2 (segment "Video Dungeon")

Andrew Spooner

Voiceover (segment "Witchfinder Actual 3D Trailer")

Annabella Rich

Ivy (segment "The Red Lipped Moon")