It's like Karan Johar built a college inside a luxury mall and staffed it with models pretending to study. The story is paper-thin but weirdly addictive because everything is so glossy you can practically smell the hair gel. Varun has the most natural screen presence, Alia is charming even in her Barbie phase, and Sidharth tries hard. It’s shallow, overstyled, totally unrealistic, yet somehow entertaining in its own sugary way.