Madonna ..should be banned from acting. I mean talk about bring down a great cast and director. Awful

One of the worst movies I've ever seen...

The first third of the film, with Madonna as a shrill rich-bitch holidaying on a yacht, sits firmly in so-bad-it's-good territory. Unfortunately, once she and Adriano Giannini's hunky deckhand get stranded on a deserted island, the film gradually loses its camp charm. Giannini seems to be a solid enough actor - and if nothing else, he's easy on the eyes - but Madonna simply doesn't convey the emotional depth needed to make anything about her character believable, and once the film plays for pathos, it's not even unintentionally funny anymore.

This can't be that bad I said to myself after a few beers one night, I'll throw it on since I like Guy Ritchie's movies... Nope, everyone was correct. The comments here, the 28% audience score on RT, although the 6% critic score might be more accurate than that. It really is that bad, almost across the board and not even any redeeming "Oh maybe they mean it's so bad it's good", nope it doesn't even do anything close to getting into that bucket. See the worst type of "bad movies" are bad comedies, because a good bad movie can be (unintentionally) funny but a bad comedy, by it's very nature can't be funny otherwise it's a successful comedy. This fails in both the comedy and the romance.