Absolutely a piece of perfection.. It shits on itself at every step, provides everything you want from a B (or C) movie, with amazing cast, and the fact that both Ice Cube AND J-Lo showed up, was the absolute piece of perfection. I took my 12 year old, He was ready, He found this entire thing amazing, and now wants to watch the OG!

A somewhat entertaining film, and a pretty forgettable one. Most of the jokes didn't really land for me, but I've got to say, Jack Black running with a boar attached to his back was pretty funny. It was also nice seeing Selton Mello here. I enjoyed his performance, and he seemed to be having fun while doing it, which comes across to the audience. Aside from failing in its main objective -- making you laugh --, I'd say my biggest issue with this new _Anaconda_, and something that really bothered me, is its self-indulgence. Just using metalanguage, naming tons of classic movies, being "self-aware" of how cliché you are and how Hollywood is losing its creativity isn't merely enough. I believe you actually have to _do_ something with it. Pointing this stuff out at the most basic level imaginable _while still going down_ the exact same path is just laziness. Oh, and what is up with Daniela Melchior playing a Brazilian that when she speaks in Portuguese, we get some of the worst dubbing ever put to screen? How on Earth did this make it into the final cut is beyond me. It certainly was a choice. What the fuck?

It's interesting how bad a film can be. This one has a predictable story, poor writing, dreadful acting, awful CGI and an irritating soundtrack, not to mention a plot that simply does not make sense. It's been years since I walked out of a cinema. But watching this film is like arriving at a party where everyone else is drunk or high, and you're the only sober person. It's like watching a bunch of three year olds laughing hysterically at a banana on a table. Some B movies are so bad that they're great fun. This one, however, is simply awful.

Honestly it’s pretty bad, really disappointed as I was looking forward to a dumb comedy but this is just a waste of time.

The movie is a silly comedy; if you're expecting something else, you just haven't researched the film, so the problem is you. It's perfect in what it sets out to do, extremely funny and with a great story. I hope there's a sequel.