*Brady shoots the locks of the door with a shot gun, tries to open the door and burns his hand on the door knob* Brady: "Goddamnit it's metal" Rachel: "What does that meannnnn" ;-; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc6bTC-yjRg I couldn't stop laughing! haha

Now onto the money-grabbing, pointless horror sequels, Bob! Yes, after the uproar of disappointed horror fans complained about the third film, Season of the Witch, the filmmakers decided to scrap the idea of making an anthology series and brought back Michael Myers in Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers. In the process, they pretty much destroyed all the good parts about the franchise and turned it into something immensely predictable and typical while introducing endless plot holes simultaneously! Let’s get into it. In Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers, you learn that it’s backward day in Hollywood. The people you thought were dead are alive and the people you thought survived are in fact…dead. Yes, that’s right, Michael Myers survived being shot multiple times, including getting his eyeballs shot out, and he survived burning alive! You know who else survived getting burnt alive? Detective Loomis, who was in a gassed room that completely exploded. Yeah, okay, Wylee Cayote. For some unknown and unexplained reason, Laurie is now dead and the only remaining member of the Michael Myers family left alive is his niece – Laurie’s daughter. Upon hearing the news, Michael Myers sprung back to life, ignoring the fact that he should be blind, should be dead, and his muscles should be atrophied at this point. Let’s just kill some folks. At this point in the franchise, we’re supposed to believe that in some way or another, Michael Myers has crossed over into the supernatural realm and evil is the only thing fuelling this body. Okay fine, but it doesn’t really go out of its way to try to explain that, you just have some guess work to do. Instead, it invents a ton of plot holes JUST so the audience can have their favorite villain back on screen. Why? So more people can figure out a different way to kill him, only this time, it’s in more of a coming full-circle type of way. Now, I can completely respect coming full circle…if this were the last film of the franchise. I can even forgive them reviving the character one last time…if this were the last film of the franchise. However, because it isn’t, you have even more to complain about. Laurie isn’t dead, you know this because she shows up in the final two movies. Which probably means she faked her death to escape the unevitable return of Michael Myers…that’s fine…but look, more plot holes. Why would she fake her own death and leave her completely defenseless young daughter as bait? The facts simply don’t add up. Yeah, they show the kills a little more clear here than they have before, but again…the kills seem to be awfully random. They are supposed to be kills because they are in his way, and I feel like he goes out of his own way to kill people – going against the entire idea of the original two movies. I’m sorry but I’m sensing a whole lot of negative elements in this movie, which is what I’ve feared before even starting this franchise. Here’s the kicker…I’m not even halfway done. Oh boy. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers was a movie made seemingly just to appease the fans that complained about the third movie. Nothing about it really screams greatness, nor that it was taken seriously. I actually believe this film disrespects the original intent and direction the first two films offered, and all it really is…is a reunion special, bringing back a beloved villain. But when you do that for money, you lose whatever integrity and honor it started out with.

Simple. The all film has no sense.

It's disappointing that the Halloween franchise didn't continue building on the course change it took with "Halloween III: Season of the Witch". Imagine the fun that could have been had with a new tale of Halloween horrors every year. But NO! Everyone had to see Michael Myers again! And "Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers" is what we got. Michael's back to kill his little niece, Jamie Lloyd. He's escaped (surprise!!!) while being transported from an institution and spends a few kills collecting what he needs, coveralls, mask, etc. He does a little detective work to figure out what Jamie looks like and then he's off. Of course, Dr. Loomis (Donald Pleasence) is hot on the trail again, warning anyone and everyone that Michael has returned to Haddonfield. None of this works very well because the threat of Michael's return isn't given time to build. Loomis pulls into town and the next thing you know, trick or treating is cancelled and the town is practically evacuated. The Sheriff, Loomis, and others go to find Jamie who's out trick or treating. Meanwhile, the Sheriff's own daughter is killed at his home by Michael, and at movie's end, he hasn't yet found out that she's dead. It bothered me that she's fresh kill for Michael while her Dad is out saving the precious Lloyds. Anyway, Michael Myers is on the loose. The state police and surrounding towns send reinforcements, a lynch mob hops in their trucks and joins the hunt, the military prepares to drop a nuclear bomb on Haddonfield. Okay, that nuke thing, I made up, but I think you get my point. In the end, there's a twist that is kind of satisfying and only because Donald Pleasence lets out one of the most terrified moans of denial ("No! No! No! No!") in the history of the Movies. I'm giving "Halloween 4" an extra star just for that.

Well that was shit…. This was honestly absolute garbage and usually I’m pretty fair to even bad movies but there was literally nothing good about this as it was terrible. I actually didn’t expect these movies to go this bad so quickly, as I thought it would just gradually build up to the really crappy ones but man was I wrong. Now I’m seriously dreading the other films. What the heck have I got myself into honestly. The writing was insanely bad, the kills were just absolutely dreadful, and it felt so cheaply made compared to the previous films. It had so many silly moments as well and not even a fun sort of silly either like nothing about this film was fun. I hated it so much and I wish they went with their original plan to have these films made into little tales set on Halloween night. It would’ve been a lot better in my opinion. I dunno how the hell Micheal is back after being burnt alive as seriously am i watching Friday the 13th or something, oh and if that weren’t stupid enough, they even brought back Dr Loomis, who literally got blown up in the last film like seriously how’s that even possible. I’m giving Halloween 4 a 2 out of 10 as it was so bad and I’m even tempted on giving it a 1. What a load of garbage. 2/10