A complete snorefest and a disgrace to the V/H/S series. I only gave it one extra point for the [spoiler]coffin[/spoiler] story, but even then, it's only for the first half. Otherwise, it's a disappointment through and through.

V/H/S/99 is a movie that follows the same formula as its predecessors, with a compilation of horror stories interspersed with a main plot. Unfortunately, the end result does not reach the same level of quality as the previous films in the franchise. The presented stories are largely predictable and do not have the same impact as the shorts from the previous movies. Additionally, the main plot is not well developed and ends up being confusing and unengaging. Despite having some interesting moments, V/H/S/99 is a movie that will likely leave franchise fans disappointed.

Once you get past the first segment, this wasn't too bad. Because, man, that first segment was fucking awful. One of the worst in terms of acting, pacing, and characters. I could not wait for it to be over. The other three segments were decent but not good. However, my favorite was the last one called 'To Hell And Back', which was the funniest and most energetic segment, where the demon designs looked fantastic and did not look like an actor in a fake costume, unlike in the other ones. Out of all the V/H/S movies, this is the weakest entry, but certainly not the worst.

I tried to find any redeeming qualities in V/H/S 99. Unfortunately, there are none. It feels like there was no effort put into this, by anyone.