Season 1
Unrequited love. How do I pine for OTP, nature nick & perfect patti, let me count the ways - have you been drinking mezcal? you're drunk & you're going to be going to court. A lot. there ain't no rules on patti's court.
Patti Reviews Exotic Animals: African Barbary Falcon
What are the Pros and Cons of this falcon?
Patti Reviews Exotic Animals: Honduran Milk Snake
Patti ponders, is this animal a dog or a snake?
Patti Reviews Exotic Animals: Squirrel Monkley
How much will this monkey shit on camera?
Patti Reviews Exotic Animals: Armadillo
Will this Armadillo come out & fight Patti?
Patti Reviews Exotic Animals: Fennec Fox
Cutest fox in the whole world VS. Patti the human
Patti Reviews Exotic Animals: Snowy Owl
Reuniting Patti with her mom AKA this Snowy Owl but all they do is recite all 7 Mystic Pizza films?
Patti Reviews Exotic Animals: Blue-Fronted Amazon Parrot
What does Patti teach this dumb bird to say?
Patti Reviews Exotic Animals: Alligator
This Alligator feels like a gross ass foot!
Patti Reviews Exotic Animals: Chilean Flamingo
This Flamingo has TOO MUCH DANDRUFF
Patti Reviews Exotic Animals: Patagonian Cavy
Cursed rat is supposedly only "one" animal, okay Nick.
Patti Reviews Exotic Animals: Kookaburra
Nick tells racist jokes & this bird with a knife for a mouth laughs at Patti just like her mom.
Patti Reviews Exotic Animals: Otter
Patti interviews Splash, the cocaine rat, they get along swimmingly despite Nick's attempts to condescend.
Patti Reviews Exotic Animals: White Kangaroo
Wait Nick I have a pouch, am I a marsupial?