We teased this a little while back - here's the first episode of this NEW, EPIC, PATREON EXCLUSIVE, INCREDIBLY EROTIC AND A LITTLE TENDER show! Please enjoy :)

The first story we read is truly disgusting and we're sorry. You've been warned. If you'd like to skip it, Dan starts reading My Immortal at the 16:25 mark.

Watch this video while eating lasagna. Please. (more My Immortal coming soon 🤫) `

We're back with more My Immortal (Chapters 3+4) and Sonic High School (Chapter 2). In a new set! Nice.

This week, our featured pieces are How Did They Get Together and My Immortal (Chapters 5&6). I just want to live!

This week, we have My Immortal Chapters 7-9 and Sold to One Direction! What a horrible mistake.

We're making these longer and reading more chapters!!! This month it's more My Immortal and Sonic High School. Enjoy!

We carry on with more My Immortal chapters 14-17 and a special new story...

More My Immortal ! The return of a Goofy great... Enjoy!

This time, more My Immortal, a fan fiction about a shipping incident, and a fan fiction about a shipping incident. That's a joke you'll understand after you watch the episode!

More My Immortal, a new character visits Quahog, and a very special brother takes on a new adventure.

We continue My Immortal and Sonic takes control of the Mafia...

My Immortal chapters 34 - 37, a new take on Sesame Street, and a very special Amazon review (does this even count as fan fiction? I guess so!)

This week it's My Immortal chapter 38 - 41 and a very special take on The Christmas Story...

We're changing things up- this episode is just PART ONE for this month, Arin will read his story in a separate upload. We're reading My Immortal from chapter 42 to the end!

Welcome back to Whoville, Tony the Tiger. This episode is PART TWO for this month.

This episode is PART ONE for this month. Phoenix Tight is on the case.

We're reading a classic. Well, the author's notes. My Inner Life is here!

We're getting to the good parts. Eventually. Stay tuned for a great finale to Phoenix Tight and the Curious Case of Edge's Hole!

This is a must watch. We apologize in advance. We're back with more Sonic High School, thanks for letting us know we didn't get to the good parts. More next month!

I'd buy his heart. And I'd never leave it.

Espio and Rouge should really make a pointment with the doctor. More Sonic High School, chapters 8-10. Enjoy?

Laura has a story for us. Listen close.

Tails and Cream... oh no. Sonic High School is back, chapters 11-13.

In celebration of our liberation from the Danganronpa series, we read this. Dear lord.

More Let it All Out. This time with Gonta. Oh no.

We're reading chapters 14 - 15. Hurray. Sonic does have the best morals, I think.

This might be the worst. Chapters 16-17. Sorry in advance.

Good heavens.

RIP Security Goard.

Get ready to learn Optimus Prime Butthole, buddy.

It's getting incredibly real.

Wow, this is great!

That's right folks! We finally finished. Good lord. Interview with the author begins at 41:30!

Way to go Garfield.

Here we go.

Pimplin'.

This sure is something. Happy Holidays.

The story's thrilling conclusion. Or is it?

Oh boy.

Sonic is back. Huzzah.

It's not funny, it's just good. Shoutout ShakespeareHemmingway.

Sorry to our friends at Logan's Candies. And to all of you.

Hell yeah.

Time travel... life... death... EVERYTHING. This one is incredible. If you're not watching, you should be. And hold onto your PSP.

We read the (very long) Author's Note and prologue for this fan fiction last year. It's great! Also we know it's not April anymore, sorry. But enjoy this episode anyway!

Get your shotgun ready. We're losing it in this one.

It's really heating up. I can feel it coursing threw my body.

The text is getting smaller and the world is getting bigger.

Jenna gets some surprising news.

Is anyone else getting lost?

It's time for the bonding.

Merry Christmas.