'Look, I want Maureen. Right. Fair enough. If you want a deal we'll do one.' Cyril wants Ken's wife if the price is right.

Jackie is leaving the Army. While waiting for the car she re-encounters Corporal Harvey, her previous lover.

'Waiting for pages half my life' - but this time the printer is drunk and the editor has a deadline to meet.

A winter's day out is a treat for all, but it isn' quite what Uncle Alec wanted.

Chance has missed the match, but the girl at his sister's wedding might make up for it.

Janet wanted her pupils to break the windows, smash the tannoys, and paint the school red. Why wouldn't they?