2016
If Gyms Were Honest
Gyms: They're the only way you can get fit, aside from all the other ways, and the only place you can get juice, aside from lots of others.
If Soda Commercials Were Honest (Coca-cola, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper Parody)
If it's hot out and you're in dire need of refreshment, just grab yourself an ice cold bottle of candy.
If Make-Up Ads Were Honest
It's all about making money by destroying society's already low self-esteem.
If Video Game Commercials Were Honest (Playstation X-Box Gamer Video Games Parody)
Because if anyone needs real talk, it's gamers.
When Mobile Providers Are Actually Honest (Verizon, AT&T, Sprint, T-mobile parody)
Enough with the maps! We don't even understand their meanings anyway.
If Coffee Commercials Were Honest (Starbucks, Coffee Bean, Folgers Parody)
Only good marketing could get the entire world addicted to black liquid that raises blood pressure and increases stress.
If Birth Control Commercials Were Honest
When are guys going to have to start enduring the rigors of birth control?
If Drug Companies Were Honest
Let's just go back to blood-letting and bile drinking already.
If Antidepressant Commercials Were Honest
They SHOULD tell you, but don't because it's hard to market nightmares.
If The Meat Industry Was Honest
If you like hamburgers, maybe don't watch this video.
If Energy Drink Ads Were Honest (Monster, Red Bull, Gatorade Parody)
Energy drinks are just like drugs except with cooler colors.
If Airlines Were Honest (United, Delta, Southwest, American Airlines Parody)
Airlines: Bending you over for the pleasure of soaring 39,000 feet above the earth in a fart-filled tube.
If The Lottery Was Honest
The lottery is a great investment of your hard earned money, but only if you win.
If Hotel Ads Were Honest
Maybe don't watch this while sitting in your hotel room.