Gemini and a Scorpio… that’s a power couple…

Keep on servin'!

I’ve been in eight car accidents…

Christianity is to Catholicism what American Eagle is to Abercrombie...

How does it feel to just take your shirt off and be like, “Huh, I look good”?

I'll give you that one Party Jon...

Do you even go out? I never see you out...

Sorry, I didn't know what to do with that, clearly it just killed me...

The IT Girl Always…

I knew you’d look good in a cowboy hat, but I wasn’t expecting this…

First I'm going to play Devil's Advocate... then I'm going to decimate his character...

I think you got to take the L on that one…

What would Olivia Pope do..?

Do you wanna know something about you? You hate fun.

What the f*ck is in Accutane? Magic..

I know she stole your car, but she sounds awesome...