Season 16
My Partner Is Using Me for… Love?
It sounds like you’re in a healthy, functional relationship.
Why Scary Movies Aren’t Actually Scary
Does the knife really have to be a metaphor?
When Your Favorite Restaurant Makes You Sick
Maybe I’m just suddenly allergic to everything?
Which CH Castmember Are You?
Raise your hands if you only like movies starring puppets
It’s Hard Being Married to the Sea
She’s salty and unpredictable, but she can cause the perfect storm. Not to mention the crabs.
The Baby of the Friend Group
She’s technically 30, but she has the practical life skills of a toddler.
Your Friend Who Thinks Going to the Gym Fixes Everything
Attempting cardio isn’t going to outweigh the drugs you’ve done.
You Don’t Remember These Disney Channel Original Movies!?
You can’t get through life if you haven’t seen the 2001 classic “The Luck of the Irish”.
The Guy Who “Doesn’t Know” Mainstream Music
You’re not better than anyone just because you bought tickets to see the opener.
No, I Don’t Deserve Nice Things
Perfume is just gassy soap! I don’t *need* to enjoy things without explicit practical value!
When You’re Too Good at CPR
Don’t be a dummy!
You’re Getting an Office Paypig!
Sharing findom duties is a lot of responsibility.
Free-to-Play Friendship
The best things in life are free, which is why Tao’s friendship is not.
The Site That Commits Treason & Tells You What Your Parents Are Doing
Sure, it’s undermined the fabric of our democracy AND destroyed us, but otherwise it’s a good way to kill some time.
You’re My Least Helpful Friend
Katie’s there for you, if you confide in her immediately.
America’s Next Food Obsession: Potatoes
Bacon, pizza, tacos…POTATOES.
How Did You Get on Raya?!
Not to be insulting, but HOW DID YOU GET ON THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DATING APP?!
Stop Recommending Things!
We are discontent with the amount of content out there.
Complimenting Someone to Trick Them into Doing Work
You’re just SO good at doing manual labor that I would otherwise have to do, ya know?
I Just Got 100k New Followers!
My newest fan, r710hgmz2811, just LOVES posting about Bitcoin!
Allegations Are Making It Impossible to Watch Anything
NOT YOU TOO, BOB BALABAN!
All Scars Are Badass
Visible scars are always cool, except when they’re not.
When Your Friend’s Weekend Plans All Sound Terrible
Put me down as a “Maybe”.