A father who doesn’t have Honey Crisp money, Gabriel Rutledge has been profiled accurately for too long. Gabriel’s life has been ruined by “brave” selfies, the fat Jesus who can’t forgive, Amazon’s algorithm, and the rubber cement haze of art class.

Corporate entertainer and motivational comic, Greg Schwem jokes about COVID-19 quarantine, building a house, and the effects of drug commercials.

Returning for his second Dry Bar Comedy special, Jordan Makin jokes about red heads going extinct, being over-charged $100,000 at a burger restaurant, and what it feels like to be the king of Fitbit comedy.

Half Puerto Rican and half West Virginian hillbilly, Juanita Lolita riffs on her personal experience and centers her comedy on her Christian faith.

Returning for his second Dry Bar Comedy special, Heath Harmison jokes about having Starbucks baristas write handsome on his cup and compares his experience growing up with his kids.

A very special guest of presidential proportion, John C. Morgan takes to the stage as someone you are sure to recognize. Along with immaculate impersonations, John teaches the audience invaluable lessons on how to conceal presidential farts and how many C’s of leadership there are.

A brilliant writer and comedian, Billy D. Washington graces the stage with deadpan humor and absurdly loving advice. Billy shares his experience of being a black cop in an all-white neighborhood, his idea of “problem solved,” and his plans for how to spend $13 when he has all of the money in the world.

Recently moved out of poverty and into his Buick, Donnie comes to the stage accompanied with a children’s guitar and one of the largest musical ranges the Dry Bar stage has witnessed.

Goumba Johnny (John Sialiano) has had many careers. Most recently, he’s been accused of being a comedian. Along with covering the tragedies of the pandemic, Goumba’s nieces have recently proven that he’s turned into his mother.

Chad Thornsberry, a classic monologist, is a charmer and a storyteller. In his second Dry Bar special, Chad shares stories that you’ll need to hear to believe.

Living in the nonsmoking section of California, John Rizkallah shares his experiences of being Arab and American, in love and not in love, in film school and living at home. He’s hoping the future holds more arranged marriages and less body hair.

Half dead and becoming his dad, David Dean is spending his new-found age clubbing at Costco and avoiding Best Buy.

An Italian guy from New York, Greg Vaccariello is over 40 and married to a hillbilly. Life now is all about step kids, making fun of his mother, and avoiding Satan.

Chris Wineland talks marriage, weight loss, and self confidence. For Chris, love overcomes fear... until you’re married, and then they’re just roommates.

Dan Bublitz Jr.’s seemingly cheerful comedy teeters on the edge of pessimism. Currently, Dan’s unpacking his childhood, denying all hipster accusations, and moving on from loving the Easter Bunny to playing the Easter Bunny.

In his second marriage and enjoying parenthood, Pete Jr. gives insight into his present day arguments about single roses, shaved legs, car crashes, recorded voices, and high functioning autism.

New Jersey’s Bad Boy, Mike Marino comes to the stage to tell jokes as an act of community service. Mike is still figuring out who he’s supposed to be (Italian action-adventure hero is still on the table) but he most enjoys himself people-watching in alternative movie theaters and fighting for his self checkout rights.

Quick-witted and fresh, Derek Richards is the definition of entertainment. An endorser of child-free existence, steroid sports, and camel calculators, Derek is, in his humble opinion, living his best life.

With an energy as formidably funny as his vocabulary, Matt Falk returns to Dry Bar, serving up some hot takes on toasters, birders, and Elton John concerts.

From North Carolina, Cliff Cash has a complicated relationship with the South. With a mom who speaks in tongues and a dad who is a retired pit crew worker, Cliff is stuck in a place between communion snacks and grape juicy conspiracies.

After talking about the weather, Jeff Harms beats the small talk and gets straight to the point: Roman numeral jokes, teenage hair balls, duct tape, and junk drawers.

African American with a Spanish name, Miguel Washington is sick of getting married, dealing with arrogant Americans, and being interviewed for jobs. His solution for everything these days involves linguistics and camouflage…and taking things as literally as possible.

Rosco Nash entertains audiences everywhere with his self-deprecation, sarcasm and quick wit. A former New York Sanitation worker/hot yoga instructor, Rosco shares his confusion with social norms as well what it's like to navigate relationships with his kids who seem like they might be smarter than he is and his beautiful Puerto Rican wife. His approachable style ensures that, whether you're a Millennial or an Octogenarian, White collar or blue collar you will laugh ‘til it hurts and feel like you just met your new best friend.

Ryan Reiss brings some New York energy to the Dry Bar stage. Asking the scary questions and giving the scary answers, Ryan talks everything from marriage memory loss to homeless actor statistics.

Basile, everyone’s favorite Greek, grew up in the Bronx being homeschooled by his parents, Rosemary and Herb. Basile’s life has been filled with Thanksgiving lamb, Greek sack lunches, penguin mascots, and tooth fairy embezzlement.

From St. Louis and a family of 13 kids, Arvin Mitchell gives shoutouts to family members, holidays, and heathens. He talks heart attack hamburgers, poorly executed robberies, and houses with speech impediments.

With a chiseled face and a contagious grin, George Kanter was born to be a comedian. In his tell-all, he shares the details of his spreading lazy eye, his producer-credit dreams, and his condiment-dealer connections.

An only child from Kentucky, Jacob Williams is experiencing a lifelong awkward encounter. He stutters in text messages, projects his inferiority complex onto strangers, and falls in fight-or-flight situations.

Kelly Macfarland has big news and it has to do with the shiny thing on her finger. Her recently recycled husband is her laziness soulmate, and apart from the melon chewing and encoded snores, she couldn’t be happier.

Not Jewish and stuck eating grass sandwiches, Adam Minnick is a comedian, traveller, teacher, and husband. Adam’s observational humor combined with life stories will teach you about ER shopping, Biblical names, and all things marriage.

Blonde and from the midwest, Kelly Collette’s life is overrun with female energy. Fairy-inspired weddings, Mary Kay parties, breakup kits, and Botox are just the beginning of Kelly’s struggles.

Some things for Rodney Norman have been a lifelong journey: getting 14 happy years out of a 25 year marriage, realizing that listening to your body is not the answer to weight-loss, and concluding that Californians should just go back to California.

Carlos Oscar, a lean, clean joke machine, takes a seat like he’s in your living room letting you in on all the gossip. Being a Puerto Rican NewYorker, the gossip consists of piñata pills, chorizo ninjas, and Gen-LaZy.

Early to the office and marked “safe” on Facebook, Tara Brown has it all together. For her, all it takes is velcro shoes and a few love letters to her long list of insecurities.

Thor Ramsey’s daily life is full of small decisions. With the application of metaphysics, quantum mechanics, and expiration dates, no decision—big or small—will ever feel right.

After being a youth pastor, comedian, and eternal prankster, Mike Hickman is considering a modeling career. Apart from life decisions, Mike is taking walking classes, avoiding operators, and driving backwards.

Humble and stupid, Carl Strong is an old-school package of good vibes only. The way he manages to offend no one is by offending everyone.

In "Voices of a Generation," Rich Natole goes on a journey through the decades, impersonating classic and beloved characters from the not-so-distant past.

Steve Soelberg comes to Dry Bar to report on his first pandemic. So far, it's consisted of Western standoffs, endless Bane impressions, and potential deaths by queso.

Jessi Campbell gets straight to the point on what we’ve all been missing. The story consists of aliens, bird people, amusement parks, leftovers, and apple watches.

Vinayak Pal is enjoying his life as a California guy with 108 Indian names. Besides being bullet proof from credit card fraud, Vinayak shares what it's like doing other people's homework, refusing to sign petitions, and being invited into L.A.'s Mexican culture.

Vegas-based and a father to two children, Jay Reid talks Catholic fear, Little Mermaid racism, and flip-flop fashion.

Kyle Yamada, or “Mountain Rice Paddy,” is from South Dakota. Kyle shares his struggle with stereotypes, love languages, and inconsistent accents.

Living his best life in Hollywood, Florida, L.A. Hardy is a spokesman for gated communities, old-school parenting, and flying cars.

Wes Austin is a lot more than just a comedian. He’s also a patent lawyer, an eyebrow shrink, and a father to three girls. Wes talks hair transplants, celiac disease, and flexible morals.

All the way from the North Pole, it's Santa Claus!

Marty Pollio is here to settle some expectations. Eating vegetarian animals is close enough, you can’t hit your head in a bottomless pit, and the glass is neither too full nor too empty... it's just too big.

With an inherited sense of humor and a modeling career in the evolutionary chart, Geechy Guy is a record breaking comedian from Rochester, MI.

With a musical theatre resumé too extensive to list, Matt Griffo is a man of many talents. Bringing his voice, ukulele, and keyboard skills, Matt shares original songs that are both comedic and heart-wrenching.

As a ventriloquist, Willie Brown doesn’t work alone. His favorite uncle Rufus and his best frenemy, Woody, join him as his comedic costars in an unforgettable show that's sure to pull your heart strings.

From Texas and headed for heaven, Karen Cunningham is in a war with the beauty defects of age. She recommends replacing white pants and sunlight with pantyhose and prayer.